Herschel Gelfand

Lyrics

Yoda Size
Words and Music by : Herschel Gelfand
Sometimes you got to give it up to get it, before you shrivel down to Yoda Size.
I know that there’s a purpose to the popcorn.
Now the world will say you got to be a man while you’re rapping to the beat with the Master Plan that cracks your back up and down and all around. Keep on cracking ‘til the green come down. Don’t stop ‘till you hold a twenty dollar, then give it up get on your knees and holler it’s a cheat y’all, to the beat y’all.
Is everything you do gonna end in defeat y’all.
So then be all you can be Aunt Bea.
I say sometime you got to give it up to get it, before you shrivel down to Yoda Size.
How I love the queen of the rubber rings, off the first street pier gonna wrap ‘round my wing dang.
And it’s hard to name a nameless no-name feeling when you just don’t feel like naming it, Ow.
Always concocting a scheme, you a ‘ho but you don’t mind. Living out some funky ass dream, I am a gas giant and I am one too.
Hey!
Rambone big mahone go home you little trombone. Now get own down to your daddy. POP
….suck so hard on my……
Today someone got paranoid of me.  I gag a bloat bag and some think that’s cool. Oh get on the ride as you slip and slide Clyde kind of hurting while inserting so open wide. I’m the squiggly wiggly Man. Hoodly Doodly etc.
Sometime ya got ta give it up to git it, before ya’ shrivel down to Yoda Size.
There’s a purpose to the pop pop pop pop pop etc. The popcorn.
I say sometime ya got ta givitup ta git it. Before ya shrivel down to Yoda Size. Go make the meat. Meat.
You are going to a nursing home.
Ow.